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Erica Mandryko wins the Bonnet de Douche Certificate of Excellence

VIP Guest Professor Edouard Ardie on hand to present the prize !

18th January 2002 -- The 18th January 2002 saw the presentation of the prestigious Bonnet de Douche awards culminating in the announcement of who would receive the 2002 Bonnet de Douche Certificate de Excellence en Francais.  A packed audience were thrilled to be introduced to Professor Edouard Ardie visiting Professor de lingo of the Universitaire de Peckham.  The speaker gave a wonderful introduction to Prof. Ardie and the crowd were amazed at the list of incredible lengths the professor has gone to promote his passion - which he calls "le franglais"

After the other awards were distributed (please see list in addendum to this article), a hushed silence descended on the auditorium as a whisper went round that the Bonnet de Douche certificate was about to be presented.  Prof. Ardie strode majestically to the podium to announce to the throng that the winner was Mademoiselle Erica Mandryko of Londres.  A tearful Ms Mandryko took the stage to a rain of flowers from the ensemble to be presented with the certificate from Prof. Ardie.  Clearly over whelmed by being in the presence of such a towering figure in the field of Lingo, Ms Mandryko was only able to utter a stuttering "M-m-m-err-ci, tous le people" (Prof. Ardie kindly translated for the lay members of the audience - the phrase means "Thanks a lot lads")

Ms Mandryko after receiving her prize (unable to speak):

 

Other Prizes:

Who Award Prize
Big Dave and Pasty Steve The "George" Award for impressive vomiting Carrots to replace loss
Cath The Heimlich Manoeuvre Award for dangerous use of the tongue Safety instruction card for future tongue incidents
Claire The Alternative Sports Award "Skiing Sucks, Bowling Rules" badge
Coops The Winners Award for trying very hard to win A Winners medal
Dan The Shopaholic award for copious shopping About 2 Euros to make up the outlay
Ed The Ripp Van Winkle award for sleepng and not boarding A picture of the slopes as a reminder of what they look like
Glynn The George Best Award for drunkenness Strong coffee as a restorative
Goldy The "Cliff" Award for bar propping Keys to Gringo's
Jane The Personal Abuse award for systematically destroying Stewey-love A Gag
Jill The Zamo award for "just saying no" to anal sex Vaseline for when 'no' becomes 'yes' !
Lewis and Tommypenny The "Bepe" award for bad facial hair Razors to shave with
Lynn The Dubious Sexuality award for persistently asking ladies to display their breasts A picture of some breasts
Mat The Snowball award... A snowball
Matt The He-Man award for not visiting the doctor while in pain Plasters
Princess The toddler award for stropping A toy to throw out of the pram
Rosanne The Slightly Tipsy award for avoiding the pleasure of alcohol while surrounded by alcoholics A bottle of wine
Stu The Eddie the Eagle Edwards award for trying to kill himself Nuts
Tim The 'Twat in a hat" award for looking like a ... Matches to burn it
Timmy The wombat award for being able to sleep anywhere A pillow

For More Information Contact:

Bonnet de Douche
Courchevel 2002
Tel: 00-00-00-00
FAX: 00-00-00-00
Internet: Mange.Tout@BonnetDeDouche.com

 

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